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What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it
Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
Apparently, when people say "I could use a hand" it doesn`t mean they want to get slapped in the face.
It`s a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog
Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
Walmartians: Nothing says `FML` like these curious abominations of the shopping world.
If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
Love your neighbor. But don`t get caught.
I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
I just went dumpster diving.. and hit the mother load. Tons of dude gear and tools! It smelled of angry white woman.
If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.