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Iād be more motivated to work out if the stationary bikes had a little basket to hold my snacks and beer.
Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit "copy"
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
Nice try, blocked number but I don`t even answer the phone for people I know.
If everything goes as planned, tonight I shall drink myself beautiful.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
My car remote died. I had to insert my key into the lock like some kind of goddamn animal.
Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 40 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 3. Now close your eyes.... It`s dark isn`t it.
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
My therapist says I`m paranoid, which is exactly what you might expect from a shapeshifting lizard hired by the CIA to track my whereabouts.
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"