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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
If someone says you used too much butter or cheese on something, stop talking to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity
Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have "The Village People" as an option for "How did you hear about us?"
I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
so, on a scale of one is to seven, which letter of the alphebet is your favourite colour?
Always thought the 4 words I never wanted to hear from my wife was "I want a divorce". Turns out its actually, "What is your password".
There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we’ve had.
What if I am sexy and I don`t know it?
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
It`s really crazy that you don`t hear a round of applause every time you order a salad.
Hot singles in your area are dating each other while you sit alone staring at your phone.
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
The real trouble with reality is that there`s no background music.
My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips.
if drinking destroys your memory .... what does drinking do ?