Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Wisdom is understanding that a tomato is a fruit, but you don`t add it in a fruit salad.
It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children
If you’re going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty.
The filling in this fortune cookies tastes like paper...
Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
Don`t worry about the grass on the other side. It`s not your grass.
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as the Kraft Singles?
The more I drink the better my Idea`s seem to get.
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that`s another weakness
Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there’s no more soda?
My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body`s telling me yesss...BABY. Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?
My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: The one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor.