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Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
Fighting is bad. Breaking up a fight between a douchebag and the bar owner is good. Thank God I`m a ninja.
I hate when my girlfriend accuses me of something I didn`t think she knew about.
Girls are like guitars: easy to strum, hard to tune
To drink, or not to drink?...what a stupid question!
Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
If you ever find lotion on a guy`s night stand, it`s not because he wants to moisturize his skin.
Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
I didn’t give you the finger...you earned it.
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
The only reason any of us can spell laboratory is because of Dexter.
Day Light savings this weekend is pissing me off, we will lose a hour we will never get back...........wait...thinkin`.....I guess we do....carry on...
My dog takes so long to sh!t I can`t believe he`s not out there playing Candy Crush.