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If your problem can’t be solved by me saying “damn” and nodding a lot, then you shouldn’t come to me for help.
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
Fun game: Borrow some tools from your neighbor and return them one by one covered in blood, until they move...
People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Snickers bar and they recognize my true genius.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
Pillow forts have no age limit when you’re awesome.
It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
Why does using a straw make it so much harder to admit there’s no more soda?
I got kicked out of the audience of "Cats" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer.
Office Tip: In a pinch a booger and a small piece of copy paper is as good as a post it note.
Hangovers are nature`s way of grounding you as an adult.