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Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
Whenever I check my weight, I always subtract 5 pounds. I don`t think that boobs and brains this fabulous should count against me.
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Statistics show that 3 out of 5 people.. aren`t the other 2.
If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won`t eat you. If that doesn`t work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
My friends were alway so nice. They were like "of course you`re not fat! Come on, grab two chairs and sit with us" :)
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
My parents weren`t exercising all of those nights.
I swear July only lasted like 3 minutes
This day will end with either wine or shopping. Probably both.
If I keep hitting the treadmill like I do every night, in a few weeks maybe I`ll learn to turn on the light when I get up to pee in the dark
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she`s overdue?
Iām having a free beer contest tonight. The 1st person to bring me a case of beer gets to watch me drink it. FOR FREE!