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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
My bed has no frame and sits directly on the floor because under-bed monsters are just one less thing I have to worry about now.
I learned how to kiss passionately by practicing on my hand, but now it just uses me for sex.
You should be able to park in an “expecting mother” parking space if you’re waiting for your mom.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
When one door opens & another one closes, your fricking house is HAUNTED!
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!