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Why do TV shows say "May contain nudity"? It either does or doesn`t. Don`t make me watch the entire thing and find out the hard way it doesn`t....
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
My local hairdresser just got arrested for selling drugs. Unbelievable! I`ve been her customer for 10 years and had no clue she was a hairdresser!
My wife sure is picky for someone who married me.
The irony of all this is, the internet was created to save us time…
I just saw a woman at Walmart with March Madness teeth ... She was down to the final four.
“Too much milk left need more cereal” always leads to “too much cereal need more milk”
Doc: ``Hows your headache ?`` Me: ``She`s at home``
I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn`t starving!!
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
I need a six month vacation Twice a year.
Attention...my facebook page has been hacked. But everyone seems to like the new guy better, me too actually...so f**k it!