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Wow!!! Thank you guy on Facebook I went to high school with and haven`t spoken to in 14 years, you really changed my mind about this upcoming election....
Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
you know what sucks about being a "chubby guy"....when your girlfriend wants to play with YOUR boobs :)
Raising teenagers is easy, they sleep 16 hours day, eat the other 8, and the only word in their vocab is "ok"
I don`t get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There`s never any left when he comes home.
Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can`t do is pick up it`s own poop. You`re just a poop collector.
Everything just seems much better when you`re in denial
Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
"That looks interesting. I think I`ll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers
I read that taking a long, hot bath can help with managing stress. Unfortunately my boss doesn`t approve.
Starting tomorrow: Whatever Life throws at me… I’m gonna duck so it hits someone else.
You know a guy likes you when his pants give you a thumbs up ;)
Home: The place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.