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Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
I like people. I just don`t want them talking to me. Or breathing near me. Or making me look up from my phone.
Movies are so unrealistic. This guy`s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
they say "money cant buy happiness" but money pays for my internet connection and my vodka so im thinking maybe "they" are wrong
If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
You know you`re getting old when bending over is a one-way trip.
If you`re a girl and you drink Vodka... there`s a high probability, I love you.
It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
The only thing actually impossible in life is taking a picture for a group of women and having ALL of them like it.
Don´t be stupid, it´s not smart.
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.
Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.