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Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
For Halloween I`m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
I`m going to hell in every religion!
I havend`t heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he`s okay.
Men think they have it bad, but they`re not the ones having to hold their boobs when they run.
Things you need to know about me: 1- I`m lazy 2- hmm, one is enough
Curious that it`s always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
CANT TOUCH THIS!! Na na na na.
A panda never pays his bills, because he eats shoots and leaves!!!
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
I love you Mario, but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of.
"you failed just as much as your dads condom."
You know that look women get when they want sex ? ..........me neither.
If people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?