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There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
I pay $200 a month for car insurance, I`ll run all the red lights I want
I order all my food with extra gluten.
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
Don`t let the propeller hat fool you... I have no idea how to fly this plane.
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
When everything else fails... you always have delusion.
The reason I talk to myself is because Iām the only one whose answers make any f*cking sense.
I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
Think we could get the North Korean hackers to end "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"?
If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.