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If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
It`s true alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
first show me the benefits and then I`ll decide if we can be friends.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid.
I`m always extra nice to the weird kid, so one day he`ll spare my life when he finally snaps.
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
If I was a cab driver I`d yell "ROAD TRIP" every time I got a passenger
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you’re probably holding the taser wrong.
you know you`ve been facebooking too much when you accidentally say "LOL", in person...
Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
There should be a mercy rule for how many pics a girl can upload from her vacation.