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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
Stop bitchin about the frigid winter snow. There are kids in Africa who don`t even HAVE weather!
If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
I don`t have issues... I AM an issue
The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
Hey! Did any of you see my........ Oh ! Never mind... :D How much of you said that before? heee heee hee!
My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.
Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
If I can’t act weird around you, I’m sorry we can’t be friends.
I hate getting paid and being broke all in the same day!! :(
I saw Tom Hanks and asked for his autograph. He abbreviated it, and it just said "Thanks"
I love how television has redefined the word `marathon` to the exact opposite of physical exercise
Isn`t it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn`t something that is used to clean vacuums?
If by time, you mean vodka, then yes, time does heal all wounds.