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It`s not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick.
Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
How many V and M can see
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Anything I say or do before I`ve had my coffee doesn`t count.
they say winning doesnt matter then why they had kept scores
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
I know u r but what am I ?
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
When people stare at me, I assume its because they are taking notes on how to be a bad a$$ motherf*cker.
No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.
Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.
Don`t judge a man by how low his pants hang below his a$$...just kidding, that`s a great reason to judge someone.
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis