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Some of the nicest women you`ll meet on Facebook are men.
I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.
Dad: Son its a fact that masturbation can lead to blindness. Me: Dad... Im over here ..
I don`t have issues... I AM an issue
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a complete loser.
I will stop loving you, when Spongebob gets his driving license.
Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
This year’s box-office revenue is down 20 percent from last summer. I’m not sure why that is, but I`ll bet you there’s a documentary on Netflix about it.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.
Greeting all the Single People a very Happy Independence Day!!
How dare the NFL build walls to keep fans that haven`t paid for a ticket from entering the game!
Ladies, don`t date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad.
Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!