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Roses are red Your thong is pink Cover that up You`re not as hot as you think.
There should be an "undo" button in an elevator for when you accidentally hit the wrong floor.
Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he`s a "hero". But I do, and I`m "weird", "creepy" and "never invited over again."
Well ... here I am ... cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life...
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
I`d like to have a child one day ... Two days, tops.
I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
gone fishing ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>
I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.