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I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
The more you know. Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry Daylight Savings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
To save time, lets just assume I am never wrong ;)
All of those in favor of bitch slapping stupid people, say "I"
If I was rich, I´d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? WHY!!??
The Bishop came to our church today, but I think he was an imposter. He never once moved diagonally.
Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?
My dance moves are somewhere between “dog being shocked by an electric fence” and “squirrel crossing the road.”
My pet rock turned 4,054,870,001 today