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While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast.
Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.
Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew who has to follow the Kardashian’s 24/7.
The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
A young man gets sent to jail,and gets put into a jail cell with a convict the size of the Incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk."Let`s play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?" Thinking quick, the man says "daddy." "Then come up here and suck Mommy`s d!ck."
Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
Even hoarders throw their chapstick away if someone else uses it.
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
I love watching women`s beach volleyball. There have been two wrist injuries so far, but I should be ok by next week.