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It’s like these fools at the gym have never seen someone with roller skates on the treadmill before.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
Would you like to donate $1 to this charity or leave the checkout line feeling like human scum?
I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
My favorite flavor of ice cream is yes.
Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
I don`t have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you.
I got pulled over for drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn`t even know I was driving.
heyy lol
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies.
Currently training for when they inevitably make drinking an Olympic sport.