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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you.
"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
Some will forget, the others are simply women.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one
I spend more time looking in the fridge than I actually do eating.
Look in the mirror and tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
For the love of God, single people, stop looking for love or you`ll end up married.
The more I get to know you, the more I`m convinced that you are the sole inspiration behind many medications.
If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.
Answering all questions with "but you ain`t got no legs Lieutenant Dan" stops people from asking you questions.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center?