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Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman`s ability to find a reason to post a selfie.
Anyone else see the irony in Disney World?.. You know, the fact that it`s a giant human trap, ...set by a mouse.
Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
Just because it`s a bad idea, doesn`t mean it`s not going to be a good time.
Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
Turbo tax might just be the worst video game I ever played.
Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats! Many of you are about to be grandparents!
Some people should use a glue stick instead of a chap stick.
Just belted the dog in the drivers seat and pushed the car up to the drive-thru window
Look, all I`m saying is if you didnt want me to take my clothes off and do an interpretive dance you should have turned off Michael Jacksons "man in the mirror".
A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
I dont think I could ever stab someone.. I barely can get the straw into a Capri Sun.
Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they`re out of control.
I used to be poor. Then I bought a dictionary, and now I`m impecunious.