Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
If I won the lottery, I don`t think I would change much. I`d still be the same asshole, just one in a helicopter.
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” literally translates to “I’m a loud, sloppy drunk.”
superbowl: the only time I actually look forward to watching commericals.
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
I have an alcohol problem, in that I can`t afford any.
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up... In 30 minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???
Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn`t matter. It`s all good. But a Pepsi drinker...
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
Irresponsible is when your neighbor doesn`t pay their wifi bill.
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don`t think they`re ugly or something.