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Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?
I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
I don`t understand why Walmart has a problem with me bringing my dog in the store. He`s better behaved, smells better, and less likely to take a crap on the floor than 95% of the people here
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
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A date with Destiny.. Cause strippers need lovin` too.
Me, a morning person? Pfft. Most days I`m not even an afternoon person.
I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting ... What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!
A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
Wonder what my couch is doing right now.