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if there wasn´t a last minute I´d never get anything done.
Gym Update: Not there.
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it.. it makes me cry.
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
Those Box Tops that raise money for schools really should be on wine labels and cases of beer.
You`d be surprised at how many times I`ve gone home, when i hear someone tell me "Go hard or Go home".
A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
why me is me ?
The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza.
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
The number of things that are *NOT* rocket science is staggering.
My coffee was so hot this morning it came along with an ugly friend.
School was so much easier when 2 plus 2 equaled 4 instead of "X." Whoever decided to involve the alphabet in math deserves a solid punch to the face.
Guess it`s time to get to the part of the day I hate... the part which requires pants.
I always write `wake up` on my to-do-list so I can at least accomplish one thing a day