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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
I have an awesome idea, but first I`ll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
I woke up this morning and my "check liver" light was on.
Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
Football Logic: Your team won: Celebrate with beers! Your team lost: Better drown my sorrows in some beer.
Barbie has an awful lot of things for a girl who`s knees don`t bend.
Just so I`m sure to make friends, I like to walk in the bar carrying a handful of phone chargers.
That disappointing moment when you pull up to work and it`s not fully engulfed in fire.
Thanks coffee for tricking us into believing that it`s a good morning for a few minutes.
I know exactly how a bomb technician feels when I try to open a cup of cherry mixed fruit without the juice spraying out.
mom- "if you dont have anything nice to say, don`t say anything"
As far as distractions go ... I like to think I`m a good one.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon.