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Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
Told my kids next time I take their electronics away I`d also be responding to all texts they receive. They`ve been well behaved since.
The only dates I get are updates.
Sometimes it would be nice if the world had an off switch.
I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
All`s not lost my Friends. It won`t be long til people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
The nice thing about being a guy is your underwear only costs $10 for a 3-pack.
If I could be any animal I`d pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja.
"American Pie" ruined it for any kid that actually does have an amazing story from band camp.
One dog was admiring another dog`s leash, and said, "I admire your restraint."
Conserve energy: How would you feel if someone turned you on and then left?