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I like to sit outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
i am not so think, as you drunk i am
The sun isn`t the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)
Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
I may have just inadvertently accomplished something
When I`m older, I`m going to buy one of those Volkswagen Bugs. Only because I have a excuse to hit my wife every time we go somewhere.
You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you`re hot.
Someone just called me normal, I`ve never been so insulted in all my life!
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
I was standing in front of the mirror eariler, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...