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Well, one week smoke free, only 4 dead, 27 injured… not bad…
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
My New Year`s resolution is to stop pointing my car alarm remote at my apartment front door expecting to unlock it
Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
I`m at my best mathematically when I wake up before the time my alarm is set for
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
Pumpkin for sale! [slightly used]
If you pour two beers into one glass, it becomes just one beer.
Every Girls Night Out has at least one crier.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
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