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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Alway be nice to anyone that has full access to your toothbrush.
Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.
Before criticizing my taste, remember that I like you.
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
I bet now a lot of doctors are going to be reluctant to respond to “Is there a doctor on the plane?”
Has it ever occurred to optimists and pessimists that the glass is refillable?
Yo! My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
I ran into a dwarfs car this morning and he come up to me and said "I`m not happy!" And I said we`ll which one are you then
You don`t know broke until you`ve rinsed off a paper plate.
How can I go to sleep when this movie I’ve seen 70 times just started?
Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
I will be responsible for my actions....when my actions become more responsible.
Born free. Now, I’m expensive.
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.