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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that`s just science.
I hate waking up all hungover, eyebrow shaved, and a d!ck drawn on my face ... Especially since I was drinking alone last night.
"The truth shall set you free"....unless you are in court. Then you should probably shut the f*ck up.
Dogs love you even if you’re ugly.
I like to go on drunk facebook post binges, then claim the next day that someone hacked my account.
I don`t always get to drink free beer... But I just happen to know my neighbor went to the night shift, and I saw him filling his fridge today.
Wife: Hi honey, did you miss me? Husband: With every bullet so far...
If you`ve had cats, the singles virus may already be inside you.
I don`t drink to forget my problems. I drink because I survived them!
If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that`s still a sports injury, right?
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I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.
thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)
I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.