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Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
I`d be amazing at life if I was only asked to sit and play on the computer all day.
A night of insomnia is usually followed by a morning of browser history clearing
You call them “cuss words.” I choose to call them “sentence enhancers.”
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
I bet blind people think farts are funnier than deaf people.
For the record, you`ll need a turntable needle.
I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
For all the parents with kids starting school I just want to say congratulations. You made it through another summer without killing your children!! I am proud of you all!!
I don`t drink to forget my problems. I drink because I survived them!
Just made eye contact with a guy while licking my lips ... I think I need to kill him now.
The Swiss must’ve been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
How long does it take to get obsessed?
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.