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If you just got invited to do something on New Year`s Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you`re signing a cast.
It`s amazing how many people are diagnosed with a disease as soon as there`s a pill available for it.
Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today, or flash them your boobs...... Strangers love boobs!
I`d like to eat healthy, but we all know what happened that time Eve ate an apple. Best not to risk it.
The only time I`ve ever early to anything is when I`m dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
I hate it when my kid starts crying in the middle of the night and I have to get up to close the bedroom door.
Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
I can`t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
*spits out animal cracker* This doesn`t even taste like hippo.
The more I know, the more I forget! The more I forget the less I know! The less I know, the less I forget! The less I forget, the more I know!!!
My husband`s wife is freakin` awesome!
Please be careful on the roads. Lots of people are drinking exsessively and letting their wives drive.