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I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
I think I`m a grown up the same way Dr. Phil is a doctor.
Today is one of those “yeah, I’m not getting anything done” kind of days.
Have you ever been so hungry you accidentally called someone sandwich?
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
If I truly posted what was on my mind ... I´d most likely be in a psychiatric hospital right now.
I’m like a kid in a candy store. I can’t afford anything.
I know I should lift weights, but those things are heavy!!
Clearly, you are a person with an open mind. I can feel the breeze from here.
If being lazy paid, damn dude I must be a billionaire.
Don`t be sad, laundry. Nobody is doing me either.
I read that taking a long, hot bath can help with managing stress. Unfortunately my boss doesn`t approve.
I want to sleep tighter
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.