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Just realized the laundry detergent has been in the refrigerator for 3 days, in case you`re looking for a business manager.
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
Days are short in December but spending them with family really stretches them out.
When people sit in front of me at the movies. I make a loud fart sound so they quickly move to get away from me.
That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
I can`t be the only one who thinks "Game on, mother f*cker" when I see an air freshner in a bathroom.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective.
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
I’m not implying you’re stupid. I’m saying it outright. Here, I wrote it in crayon to help you understand.
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
Ban pre-shredded cheese! Make America grate again.
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas
I hope daylight savings time doesnt throw me off my schedule of doing nothing.
You`re annoying, but honestly, I`ve been annoyed by better.