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I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone`s life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?
This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear….. I’m just fat.
Remember when there was more important crap to do besides Facebook all day? Me neither.
Ya know once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it´s hard to get it back in.
I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.
We get it poets: things are like other things
“I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook.
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
I robbed a bank yesterday....now the question is, what to do with all that sperm....
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can`t make coffee.
Can you make garlic bread out of frozen waffles? Asking for someone who wishes they had remembered garlic bread at the store.