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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
I don`t know about you . But everytime I go on Twitter , I get this weird feeling , I am being followed.
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless that medicine is insulin.
Here`s how I gained 27lbs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying.
Here walk a mile in my shoes. They`re giving me huge blisters.
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
Marriage: When dating goes too far.
My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy.
If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it.
Can anyone tell me how to become a illegal immigrant, their benefits are undeniably more superior to our own.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I`m hilarious.
Happy birthday to my Pet Rock who is 453,786,321 years old today!
I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.
Have you ever loved someone so much deep in your heart, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping.
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn`t open for you