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www.amish.com. How did this happen?
Babe, you look Hot! Is your air conditioner broken?
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
I`m really tired but it`s OK. There`s a nap for that.
I bet it’s pretty hard at a mime’s funeral to figure out when the moment of silence is over.
they say winning doesnt matter then why they had kept scores
Dude, next time you wanna wave at me, please use more than one finger.
I`m no auto mechanic but I`m pretty good at letting people who drive behind me know whether or not they need new brakes
I’m not implying you’re stupid. I’m saying it outright. Here, I wrote it in crayon to help you understand.
A friend of mine told me i have to update my self and I asked my self : does he mean there can be a latest version of me?
Hey, did you know that in two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!
Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
I wish life had a “rewind-the-weekend” button.
A sure cure for sea-sickness is to sit under a tree.