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Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
To the guys complaining about lack of sex from their woman: supply & demand. Supply better product, they`ll demand it more. -Bfanch
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
If my sarcasm confuses you it`s because you`re stupid.
Let`s be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
I hate when I drop my pen on the floor and it`s slightly out of reach so I leave it there forever.
I don`t always get to drink free beer... But I just happen to know my neighbor went to the night shift, and I saw him filling his fridge today.
I dream of a day when a mysterious hand will pop out of the screen and b!tch-slap you silly each time you post a boring or stupid status.
I hate when I accidentally eat everything in sight.
Walmart...because going to Target requires identity theft protection and a shower.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
Facebook is perfect for those people that have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak.
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
Not sure if I logged into Facebook or the Cartoon Network.