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There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
Men are like dogs. We’re excited to see you and have no clue what you’re mad about.
Don`t play stupid with me! I`m better at it.
Forget beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.
New kitchen game: `Fridge and Cupboard Tetris`- Putting the possibility of being pummeled by a food avalanche on a whole new level of adventure.
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
Sticks and stones, break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact!
You know what would make this Vodka & cranberry better? The Bahamas.
Sometimes I`ll go out in public and socialize with people, those times are called alibis.
The problem with you is ... you exist.
I know I don`t look like it but I`m really good looking!
How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
Home alone… Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!
I don`t go on Facebook much so Dave, if you`re seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year`s party, hope you had fun dude.