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I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
I got the girl to hysterically laugh today just by asking her out for a date.
"I wanna f*ck you so hard right now." "What?!?" "Damn autocorrect, I meant hey."
To be honest, I´m just fishing for compliments tonight.
Condoms prevent minivans.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
I`m no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life…. It’s not me, I think you’re a pr!ck.
Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.