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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
I can`t wait for the day when my kids are old enough that I can drink with them and not because of them.
I may not have the best parenting skills; but, in my defense, my kids don`t have the best childing skills, either.
The most common crossfit injury is a black eye from talking about it too much.
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully
Whenever I`m sad, you`re there. Whenever I`m having problems, you`re always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you`re always there. Lets face it. You`re bad luck.
Its too damn early. Even the voices in my head are still snoring.
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
Before telling me to listen to my heart you may want to check that it isn`t telling me to kick you in the shin!
I forget, how much tequila goes in mashed potatoes? Now that`s funny, I don`t care who you are. Oh, don`t copy that part. I mean this part. Oh hell!! Your going to copy and paste the whole thing anyway ;)
Keep it up and I`ll make sure u end up on a milk carton.
Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......