Daily Silly Status

Why do I get the feeling that a lot of you are using Facebook as a substitution for prescription meds?

I never thought I’d be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.

Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.

As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here

You`re the one who wore a red and yellow scarf to class. So don`t look at me weird for shouting "10 points for gryffindor" when you answer questions cause I know you wanted this. -Bfanch

Going to write hasbro a nasty letter!!! The monopoly get out of jail free card doesn`t work...since I`m texting you can you come bail me out?

You know that awkward moment when you thought someone`s talking to you so you reply to them , then they look at you weird .

Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-

People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical

I have found my sleep number and it is eleven, eleven beers.

You don`t know true competition until you`re one of the last two people in musical chairs.

I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.

I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.

There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.