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I’m going to start wearing a whistle around my neck, so I can call penalties on people who piss me off.
And that`s when I realized, it wasn`t the hamburger who needed help, it was me
So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
The only excuse for the kinds of storms that have been coming is that someone somewhere is losing a game of Jumanji...
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
Takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do ...
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Bathroom: 47 pictures.
Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
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FYI: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long, if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.
I didn’t get the job… heading home.. Good Bye Rome.. until we meet again.
"it`s the thought that counts" doesn`t include showering. You have to actually do that.
Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me...