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Word on the street is... Lol. Jk. I don`t go outside.
My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
I`m not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick.
So what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
Was there even food before people started posting pictures of it on Instagram?
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
Subway is the only place I can walk in and ask for a 12 inch Italian and not feel like a slut.
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we`ll try butt stuff........ * Please DON`T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary.....
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
I try not to brag but I`m really quite good at Yoga. I`m not flexible or anything but I am a master of that "Empty Your Mind" part