Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Love your neighbor ... but don`t get caught.
It’s the getting ahead that I’m running behind on.
is in no shape to exercise
I don`t hit the "Like" button on my own statuses because I am self-centered, it`s just that I amaze myself sometimes and I want to show my appreciation!!!!!!
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg.
45 minutes on the treadmill is no big deal if you don`t turn it on
Don`t threaten to leave people, surprise them by actually leaving.
Settle down joggers at red lights, settle down.
You can save a lot of money by walking face-first into a spiderweb every morning instead of buying coffee.
A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
I took a sexual harassment course today, I think this is actually something I might be pretty good at
I`m going crazy! Get in, you`re riding shotgun!
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy