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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
It`s funny how you think it`s your cat leaving all those dead birds on your doorstep.
If kidnapping is a federal offense, then why is marriage legal?
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.
They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all "yo gurt!" .. funny? no? Ok (._.)
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like CRAP ... until you have something someone else needs
Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
My friend said the only vegetable that could make him cry was an onion. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
I don`t understand why people pay therapists when I`ll tell them what`s wrong with them for free.
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.