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Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when your finished.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..I`m in public.
The closest I got to a 4.0 at university… was my blood alcohol level!
Do you ever bring your pet up to a mirror and you`re just like, "That is you."
If you play any Taylor Swift song backwards you`ll hear messages from the devil, however even worse........... if you play it forwards, you`ll hear Taylor Swift
I know they didn`t ask for it, but I sent a stool sample in with my tax returns.
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth`s equator, most of them would drown.
I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
If you`re going to be original, be prepared to be copied.
"That`s close enough..." ~Government worker
Being alive is so expensive.
Well it`s almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
My plans for GTA 5: Beat the crap outta people, Steal a cops gun, Jack a convertible, Rob a bank, Jump off a building, Go to GameStop, Buy GTA 5