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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
I`m sorry I got salsa on your baby, and I`m extra sorry I scraped it off with a chip
When you screw up, menopause can be a wonderful excuse for stupid things you do or say!!!
A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else`s, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat.
The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
There`s no rehab for stupid! ;P
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
To avoid being eaten by Zombies go to "settings", "public", and uncheck the box that says "Facebook users taste like chicken"
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon.
Doing donuts in the parking lot sounds fun. Eating donuts in the parking lot sounds better.