Daily Silly Status

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can´t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?

If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.

Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I`m supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me.

Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I`ll keep you posted.

I love my friends unconditionally.* *Certain terms and conditions may apply. May not be available on all days. Coverage not available in all locations.Offer good for 30 days.Requires two-year minimum agreement. Fees applied for activation and early termination.

I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.

I went to the doctor for a check up and he says I`m going to live. But I think he`s wrong and it`s just a matter of time.

I`m at my most badass when I`m popping a wheelie with a shopping cart.

I am not real pumped up about the Super Bowl this year!

Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn`t I?

I dont even bother filling out the "From" field on gift tags during xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious.

So... Where does one obtain minions?

Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

You know how we smack your household appliances when they`re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.